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2009/10/03

If Columbus had been married

columbus and donna phillips ...

If Columbus had been married he might NEVER have discovered America because...

..........

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* Where are you going?

* With whom?

* Why?

* How are you going?

* To discover what?

* Why you?

* What do I do, when you are not here?

* Can I come with you ?

* Coming back when?

* Will you have dinner at home only?

* What will you get for me?

* It seems you deliberately made this ....

* Don't lie....

* Why r u making such programs

* You seem to be making a lot of such programs

* Why?

* I want to go to my parents' place

* I want you to come and drop me

* I don't want to come back.....

* I will never come back....

* Why are u not stopping me....

* I don't understand what is this discovery chakker?

* You always do like this.....

* Last time also u did like this....

* Now-a-days u always seem to do like this....

* I still don't understand what else remains to be discovered...
2009/09/20

WC…

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In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India . She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local Schoolmaster.
She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC..
In England , a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for 'Water Closet'.

She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC.
The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC.. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a 'WaysideChurch' near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds.
So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:

Dear Madam,
I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house.
It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays.
As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room.
This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly.
It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC, as it was there, that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event.
There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle.

My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.
You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.

The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters.

We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all, since many feel it is long needed.
I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all.
With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster

The Woman never visited India !!!!

Digg This
2009/09/05

BEST. DANCE. EVER!!!

A song from Some B-Grade Hindi Movie...!!!
 
 
2009/08/29

Readership…

The Times of India is read by people who think they run the country.
The Economic Times is read by people who think they own the country.
The Indian Express is read by people who shouldn't run the country.
The Statesman is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
The Hindustan Times is read by people who think Delhi is a country.
The Telegraph is read by people who think Bengal is the best country.
The Malayala Manorama is read by people who think Kerala is their country, and God's ... zimble !
The Pioneer is read by people who think the Brits ran this country better.
The Saamna is read by semi-literates who think, !!+#%&, everyone should fx%k off from country.
The Femina is read by the fat wives of the rich in this country.
The Stardust is read by people who care a shit who runs the country.
The DNA is not read, but used to pack footwear by people going out of this country.

"Not my job" of the year award!

Now this is what we call as “Out of scope”…

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Title this picture…

Contestants from all IITs were asked to title this picture…

Study the picture for 15 seconds and think about how you’d title it…and then see the second picture that was the winning entry …

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This winning entry came from IIT Kharagpur…

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Difference between "http" & "https"

The main difference between http:// and https://... it's all about keeping you secure.

HTTP stands for HyperText Transport Protocol, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a manner of speaking) for information to be passed back and forth between web servers and clients.


The
important thing is the letter S which makes the difference between HTTP and HTTPS. The ‘S’ stands for "Secure". If you visit a website or webpage, and look at the address in the web browser, it will likely begin with the following: http://.

This means that the website is talking to your browser using the regular 'unsecure' language. In other words, it is possible for someone to "eavesdrop" on your computer's conversation with the website. If you fill out a form on the website, someone might see the information you send to that site. This is why you
never ever enter your credit card number in an http website!

But, if the web address begins with
https://, it basically means your computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one can eavesdrop on. If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card or other confidential information, you should automatically look to see if the web address begins with https://.

If it doesn't, there's
no way you're going to enter sensitive information like a credit card number.

What is that? A fantastic video…

 

Made in China…!

 

Charlie Chaplin in Lion’s cage…!

 
2009/06/07

The plane that never took off!!!

Just a new toy in the hands of those ill prepared who didn't read the instruction manual.

This brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime.

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Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi.
The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area.
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Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having Read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.

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The Takeoff Warning Horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all four engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc..)
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Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.
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The computers automatically released all the Brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward.

The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

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 Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.
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The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere.
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Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to the Arabs.
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  Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

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Airbus $200 million aircraft meets retaining wall and the wall wins.

India: Now it is easier to get the blood

Now it has become easier to get the blood we need.
All you have to do is just type "BLOOD <Needed Blood Group> and send SMS to 096000 97000.

For example: "BLOOD B+"
A BLOOD DONOR WILL CALL YOU!!

Please pass on this message.

India: Fines for violation of traffic rules…please don’t pay a penny more!!!

Note : Under section 177 of Motor Vehicle Act, fine for rule violation done by Cab and Auto Rickshaw is Rs 50/- and for Other Vehicles fine is Rs 100.


List of Important Traffic Offences & Compounding Fee Charged

Sr.No.

Description of Offences

Motor Vehicle Act Sections

Compounding Fee
(In Rs)

1

Parking in 'No Parking' Zone.

MVA - 119/177

100

2

Parking at a corner/turning.

MVA - 119/177

100

3

Double Parking of Vehicle.

MVA - 119/177

100

4

Vehicle entering in a 'No Entry' Zone.

MVA - 119/177

100

5

No 'U' Turn.

MVA - 119/177

100

6

Obstruction to other vehicle or Pedestrians.

MVA- 122/177

100

7

Driving on the wrong side.

MVA- 119/177

100

8

Overtaking a vehicle from left side.

MVA-119/177

100

9

Disobeying traffic signs or signals.

MVA-119/177

100

10

Carrying passenger on footboard.

MVA-123/177

100

11

Licence not in possession.

MVA-130/177

100

12

Owner not giving information about his / her driving License.

MVA- 133/177

100

13

Using unsafe vehicle.

MVA- 190(1)/177

100

14

Driving under influence of Alcohol.

MVA- 185(1)

Non Compoundable

15

Driving two wheeler without a Helmet

MVA- 129/177

100

16

Carrying passengers on Bonnet/Cabin/running Board.

MVA- 123(2)/177

100

17

Driving without Licence.

MVA- 3(1)/181

300

18

Giving vehicle to a person who has no driving licence.

MVA- 5/180

300

19

Rash Driving.

MVA- 184

500

20

Underage person (below 18 Yrs of age) driving geared vehicle.

MVA- 4(1)/181

300

21

Underage person (below 16 Yrs of age) driving non- geared vehicle.

MVA- 4(1)/181

300

22

Speeding or Lane cutting.

MVA- 112/183

200

23

Driving or giving out for use uninsured vehicle.

MVA- 146/196

300

24

Triple seat driving.

MVA-128

100

25

Driving or giving out for use unregistered vehicle.

MVA- 39/192

1000

26

Unauthorised transport of passengers or goods without valid permit.

MVA- 66(1)/192

Non Compoundable

27

Ignoring Traffic Officer's Signal.

MVA- 132(1)a/179

200

28

Parking Rickshaw/Taxi not in an Authorised Rickshaw Stand.

MMVR-21(5)/177

100

29

Demanding excess Auto / Taxi meter charges.

MMVR- 21(12)/177

100

30

Auto or Taxi driver refusing to carry passenger(s) to nearby destination.

MMVR- 22(d)/177

100

31

Demanding Auto / Taxi fare beyond the Meter Charges applicable.

MMVR-21(d)/177

100

32

Dazzling/Glaring Light.

MMVR- 235/177

100

33

Illegal/Fancy Number Plate.

MMVR- 235(2)/177

100

34

Parking On Footpath.

MMVR- 237(1)/177

100

35

Auto / Taxi driver deliberately not taking the shortest route to a passenger's destination.

MMVR- 21(8)/177

100

36

Auto / Taxi drivers soliciting passengers.

MMVR-21(13)/177

100

37

Auto / Taxi driver smoking while driving.

MMVR- 21(16)/177

100

37

Auto / Taxi driver not in uniform while driving.

MMVR- 31(1)/177

100

38

Carrying persons or articles causing obstruction to the driver's seat.

MMVR- 23(1)/177

100

39

Blowing horn in a Silence Zone.

MMVR- 231/177

100

40

Driving Auto/Taxi without valid badge.

MMVR- 24(2)/177

100

41

Carrying Goods of more than 12 feet in height.

MMVR- 229/177

100

42

Driving heavy vehicle with Back Door or Latch Open.

MMVR- 229(2)/177

100

43

Not having Light on Number Plate

MMVR- 236(1)/177

100

44

Negligence while reversing your vehicle.

MMVR- 233/177

100

45

Filling of less petrol by Taxi/Auto driver while carrying passenger(s).

MMVR- 21(14)/177

100

46

Not keeping Auto / Taxi Clean.

MMVR- 21(29)/177

100

47

Carrying excess passengers in Auto/Taxi...

MMVR- 21(20)/177

100

48

Not having side or rear view mirror.

MMVR- 161/177

100

49

Keeping TV set or Video on Dash Board.

MMVR- 162/177

100

50

Using mobile phone while driving.

MMVR- 250(a)/177

100

51

Stopping on Zebra crossing.

MMVR- 237(1)/177

100

52

Driving without Mud Guard.

MMVR- 165/177

100

53

Driving without wiper in rainy season (3/4 Wheelers).

CMVR-101/177

100

54

Driving with worn out or torn tyres.

CMVR-94(2)/177

100

55

Driving without reflector light.

CMVR-104(1)/177

100

56

No Head/Tail Lamps.

CMVR- 105/177

100

57

Vehicle stopping without flashing parking light at night.

CMVR- 109/177

100

58

Blowing or installing of Pressure/Multisound Horn.

CMVR -119(2)/190(2)MVA

500

59

Dark tinted glasses (less than 75% Visibility from outside).

CMVR-100/177

100

60

Not displaying 'L' Board (Front & Rear) incase of learner's License.

CMVR- 3(c)/177

100

61

Offence under Emission Control Act. (No PUC)

CMVR-115(2)/190(2)MVA

500

62

Parking on wrong side.

RRR-15(2)(1)/177

100

63

Parking or stopping within 10 mtrs of a Bus Stop.

RRR-15(2)(1)/177

100

64

Stopping on a Bridge.

RRR-15(2)(1)/177

100

65

Stopping within an Island.

RRR-15(2)(1)/177

100

66

Driving on wrong side.

RRR-15(2)(1)/177

100

67

Lane Cutting while driving.

RRR-18(2)/177

100

68

Ignoring rules of Road Marking or Lane Marking.

RRR-18(2)/177

100

69

Parking in front of a Gate.

RRR-15(2)(8)/177

100

CRANE/ TOWING / LIFTING CHARGES

Sr. No.

Type Of Vehicle

Lifting Charges (Rs)
(Charges for 'No Parking' are not included)

1

Heavy Vehicle (Truck /Tanker/Trailers/Bus)

1,000

2

Light Vehicle (Car/Jeep)

200

3

Three Wheeler Vehicles

100

4

Two Wheeler Vehicles

50

Is proofreading a dying art??!!!

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Man Kills Self before Shooting Wife and Daughter
 
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.  
 

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
 
No, really? Ya think?
 
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
 
Now that's taking things a bit far!
 
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
 
What a guy! 
 
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
 
 
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
 
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
 
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
 
 War Dims Hope for Peace
 
 
I can see where it might have that effect!
 
 If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
 
Ya think?!
 
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
 
Who would have thought!
 
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
 
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?Oklahoma's new construction program! 
 
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces BatteryCharge
 
He probably IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
 
Weren't they fat enough?!
 
 
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
 
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
 

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
 
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
 
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
 

And the winner is....
 
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
 
Did I read that right? 

 
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nagar anilさんの投稿:
 Balle Balle Shah Ji. Lage Raho Paa Ji.
10 月 20 日
0K.. II II ..Mr -さんの投稿:

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السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

أشهد أن لاإله إلا الله وأشهد أن محمدا عبده ورسوله

hi
your space very nice
I like it
and nice to
meet you

°•..Mr - 0K..•°

ihope visit my space

http://rhmoni.spaces.live.com


 

9 月 22 日
Jitenさんの投稿:
Hari Om to all well-wishers and devotees of BharatMata,
It is my good fortune to have met and heard speeches of Ms Kiran Bedi in London a few years ago. As it happens I have been campaigning almost non-
stop for nearly 40-years for redress of horrid official British wrongs done to my young family. If after perusing my old blogs in Sulekha.com and new at:
you feel that my naming the culprits and accusations should be taken up with the nearest British High Commission etc, I would be thankful. If anyone can give
give the matter still more exposure via TV/ film/ documentary etc then bravo! I will see what I can do to expand the synopsis. Jiten Bardwaj.
2 月 9 日
*Ruby* さんの投稿:
Red roseHare KrishnaRed rose

Hi  Star   Shrenik    Star
  
When I drop in your space !
I feel very satisfy and don't want to off !
All Item are very interesting, nice to read all !
Your space give many good idea , advices and many way for live !

StarGod bless and all the best !!! Star

1 月 31 日
J Floryさんの投稿:
Sahi hai ...  very impressive !!!
The black background is perfect Smile
 
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12 月 30 日
friend さんの投稿:
Hi .... Shah ! U know me but ok .. have nice Space forever... i also want u visit to my space and sugguest to me.........................Smile 
12 月 12 日
Shah ◄ ►Shrenikさんの投稿:
Hey all...thanks for commenting!!! Better if u'd have left your name/contact details...how would i come to know who are u?? :-(
Thanks anyway for visiting and commenting!!!
 
~ Shrenik ~
 
12 月 9 日
Friend さんの投稿:
Hi Shah!Smile
            UrRed rose spaceRed roseis very nice! Keep ever update ........if u like i invite to my space and want to advice me.... Take care .... G>B>U
12 月 2 日
名前なしさんの投稿:
Hi Shrek....i luvd u r space........keep it up buddy
10 月 25 日
bhagwat mayurさんの投稿:
クール cool  collection man!
All the best ! Keep it up!  スマイル
9 月 17 日
Chambers Ralphさんの投稿:
I was searching "FORGIVENESS" and found you here. . . I was lookig for the meaning of what is meant by the phrase"OUR DEBTORS" in "OUR" Lord's Prayer.  Your site was interesting!
7 月 13 日
Shah ◄ ►Shrenikさんの投稿:
@ Bjork:
Hey...thanks for dropping in...would surely visit ur space and add u as a friend!!!
~ Shrenik ~
5 月 18 日
G Dannyさんの投稿:
Hello: If you like it or you want to know Bjork's music I invite you to my space.
Good luck & take care.
5 月 17 日