In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India . She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local Schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC.. In England , a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for 'Water Closet'.
She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about the WC. The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he knew the meaning of WC.. Together they pondered possible meanings of the letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a 'WaysideChurch' near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds. So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:
Dear Madam, I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in the habit of going regularly. It may be of some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC, as it was there, that she met her husband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can take photos in different angle.
My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly. You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just in time. I would recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.
The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters.
We are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all, since many feel it is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating you in a place where you can be seen by all. With deepest regards, The Schoolmaster
The Times of India is read by people who think they run the country. The Economic Times is read by people who think they own the country. The Indian Express is read by people who shouldn't run the country. The Statesman is read by people who think they ought to run the country. The Hindustan Times is read by people who think Delhi is a country. The Telegraph is read by people who think Bengal is the best country. The Malayala Manorama is read by people who think Kerala is their country, and God's ... zimble ! The Pioneer is read by people who think the Brits ran this country better. The Saamna is read by semi-literates who think, !!+#%&, everyone should fx%k off from country. The Femina is read by the fat wives of the rich in this country. The Stardust is read by people who care a shit who runs the country. The DNA is not read, but used to pack footwear by people going out of this country.
The main difference between http:// and https://... it's all about keeping you secure. HTTP stands for HyperText Transport Protocol, which is just a fancy way of saying it's a protocol (a language, in a manner of speaking) for information to be passed back and forth between web servers and clients. The important thing is the letter S which makes the difference between HTTP and HTTPS. The ‘S’ stands for "Secure". If you visit a website or webpage, and look at the address in the web browser, it will likely begin with the following: http://. This means that the website is talking to your browser using the regular 'unsecure' language. In other words, it is possible for someone to "eavesdrop" on your computer's conversation with the website. If you fill out a form on the website, someone might see the information you send to that site. This is why you never ever enter your credit card number in an http website! But, if the web address begins with https://, it basically means your computer is talking to the website in a secure code that no one can eavesdrop on. If a website ever asks you to enter your credit card or other confidential information, you should automatically look to see if the web address begins with https://. If it doesn't, there's no way you're going to enter sensitive information like a credit card number.
Just a new toy in the hands of those ill prepared who didn't read the instruction manual.
This brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largestpassenger airplane ever built, sits just outside its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime.
Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi. The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area.
Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having Read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.
The Takeoff Warning Horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all four engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc..) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuitbreaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air. The computers automatically released all the Brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward.
The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.
Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.
The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere.
Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to the Arabs.
Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.
Airbus $200 million aircraft meets retaining wall and the wall wins.
Man Kills Self before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy! Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos! Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial! War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect! If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?! Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought! Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?Oklahoma's new construction program! Man Struck By Lightning: Faces BatteryCharge
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again! Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Hari Om to all well-wishers and devotees of BharatMata,
It is my good fortune to have met and heard speeches of Ms Kiran Bedi in London a few years ago. As it happens I have been campaigning almost non-
stop for nearly 40-years for redress of horrid official British wrongs done to my young family. If after perusing my old blogs in Sulekha.com and new at:
you feel that my naming the culprits and accusations should be taken up with the nearest British High Commission etc, I would be thankful. If anyone can give
give the matter still more exposure via TV/ film/ documentary etc then bravo! I will see what I can do to expand the synopsis. Jiten Bardwaj.
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